Two Conversations I never Thought I'd have

With Boy-o: 
"No honey, you can't yell at your sister because she stepped 'very rudely' in front of your invisible friend."

With Girlio (while staring in dismay at a rather, erm, shitty bedspread, sheets and child):
"It's not that I don't appreciate the initiative sweetie, but next time you have a poopy diaper, Mama needs to help you change it, okay?" 

And a good, good morning to all of you...