Kids just say the darnedest things....

So, I was having a workout yesterday, neglecting the children whilst they watched television.  You know how it is.  Anyhow - the following exchange occurred between Girlio and I:

I'm doing crunches on my yoga mat across the room from Girlio.  And then, suddenly, at the top of my next crunch, there she is, a half inch away from my face. (As an aside here, it's bloody amazing how kids can be super stealthy when they want to!).

Me (in total surprise):  Woah!  Where'd you come from, kiddo?

Girlio (in total earnestness and with her trademark aplomb):  From your VAGINA, mama!

Ba-dump-ching!