So, I was having a workout yesterday, neglecting the children whilst they watched television. You know how it is. Anyhow - the following exchange occurred between Girlio and I:
I'm doing crunches on my yoga mat across the room from Girlio. And then, suddenly, at the top of my next crunch, there she is, a half inch away from my face. (As an aside here, it's bloody amazing how kids can be super stealthy when they want to!).
Me (in total surprise): Woah! Where'd you come from, kiddo?
Girlio (in total earnestness and with her trademark aplomb): From your VAGINA, mama!