Friday, September 2, 2011
Stuck In The Middle With You
So - as a special treat, I put Boy-o and Girlio down in our bed tonight, as L. was out, and it just seemed easier that way. But, because I'm cute but apparently not too bright, I lay down in between them to settle them, thinking they'd bug each other less that way. And then (after threatening them with axe-murder to finally get them to stop fucking around) they feel asleep. You know, on either side of me, all snuggled up and spoon-y. Cozy, yes - but how the hell to extricate myself without waking my little light sleepers? I spent the next 15 minutes contemplating just that, with the aforeposted song running through my head... Ahhhh the joys of parenting.